Mom and Daddy, I love you so much. You are both like crown jewels on a crown made of rainbows on the head of an arctic princess. I hope that my marriage will be as happy as yours.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, thank you for bringing joy to my life as a young girl. Your tag-team role as Michelle Tanner on Full House was magnificently executed, and your comedic timing was brilliant. I feel like we have a bond, because I, too, have an Uncle Joey, but he doesn't do cartoon voices. If we ever meet, I would like to give you each a big hug. Do you think you could introduce me to your Uncle Jesse, too?

Dance-Dance Revolution, thank you for helping me shed those vanity pounds while still having fun and improving my foot-eye coordination.

thank you

Jasmine and JD